Trump Around The World app for iPhone and iPad
Developer: EyebrowMan Interactive
First release : 23 Jan 2018
App size: 10.57 Mb
In these troubled days of political turmoil during the early years of this, the twenty first century, one is oft confronted with the task of knowing where ones political leaders are.
We here at EyebrowMan Interactive have come up with a solution to said task. That solution is this app, "Donald J. Trump, Around the World", the most important task resolver in the history of mankind, perhaps the most important task resolver in the history of the known Universe.
This tool, this task resolver, allows you to select a location around the world, then forces you to carefully watch as Mr. Trump is hidden behind one of three shells, which are then shuffled, much like the shuffled turmoil we experience when looking for guidance from our political leaders, then asks you to find the elusive man, the President, the Emperor, the Prophet.
The admonishment of EyebrowMan Interactive is that you wield, with humility and caution, the power such a task resolver as this surely brings to the users of said resolver, and also to the constituents of the most powerful man, emperor, prophet in the Universe.